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50 Cat Jokes From All Over the Internet

50 Cat Jokes From All Over the Internet

Our feline friends do some pretty funny things, inspiring some of the best laughs we have in our daily lives. Their company is always appreciated, whether they are sitting on your lap or falling from the top of a bookshelf dragging everything with them. 

Regardless, next time you are engaging with friends, why not supply the laughs yourself in a way that captures your love for cats? Everyone loves a cat joke! So, don’t just arm yourself with one, go with 50! We’ve searched all over the internet for cat jokes and here is what we found.

  1. What did the alien say to the cat? “Take me to your litter.”
  2. What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
  3. Why are cats great singers? Because they’re very mewsical!
  4. Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  5. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
  6. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat!
  7. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!
  8. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
  9. What’s the worst kind of cat? A cat-astrophe
  10. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement.
  11. What sports do cats play? Hairball.
  12. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
  13. Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane? She let the cat out of the bag.
  14. What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? “Let us prey.”
  15. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
  16. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote? Paws.
  17. Did you hear about the cat who drank five bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
  18. Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives!
  19. Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail.
  20. Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!
  21. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
  22. Someone made a joke about my three-legged cat. Major faux paw.
  23. I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare… Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
  24. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store!
  25. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
  26. What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The “whisker”.
  27. What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee!
  28. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cat! Cat who? “Cat me outside, how bout dat?!”
  29. Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himalayas? She was a sher-paw.
  30. How do cats get over a fight? They hiss and make up.
  31. How does a cat decide what it wants from the store? It flips through the cat-alog!
  32. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
  33. When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call? A tabby.
  34. Why did the cat have to go to an accountant? They got caught up in a purramid scheme.
  35. What made the cat upgrade his phone? He wanted to finally get pawtrait mode.
  36. Why are kittens actually excellent bosses? They have great littership.
  37. What does a choir of cats like to sing? “Do-Re-Mew.”
  38. What do cats call a big pile of laundry? A meowtain to climb.
  39. Where do cats enjoy spending a family day? The mew-seum.
  40. What did the sick cat say? “I feel clawful!”
  41. What do cats call a nice dinner? “A fancy feast.”
  42. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
  43. What types of cats purr the best? Purrr-sians!
  44. Why do cats always get their own way? They have a friendly purr-suasian!
  45. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
  46. If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
  47. What is a cat’s favorite car? The Cat-illac.
  48. What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A terrified postman!
  49. What do you call a flying cat? Im-paws-sible.
  50. What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? An aunt-eater!